By J.L. Granatstein, Citizen Special January 5, 2012 Ottawa Citizen

The Governor General's post never again will go to CBC journalists or aged professors. Only British aristocrats will be considered, and the GG will wear Windsor uniform, including the cocked hat. To top this all off, Canada Post will revert to its original name, the Royal Mail, and royal coats of arms will be put on every red-painted red mailbox. The mail service is dying, but the government planners somehow believe that this will increase revenues by at least seven per cent in 2013.

At the same time, Jason Kenney, the Minister of Citizenship, Immigration, and Multiculturalism, will be dispatched to Britain to recruit immigrants. The government expects tens of thousands to flee the coming collapse of the British economy, Scottish independence, and the death of the Celtic tiger. These new Canadians will speak English (after a fashion), understand our Constitution at least as well as the native born, and will integrate readily. And it's not just the hijab: immigrants from other parts of the world will no longer be allowed to cross their fingers behind their backs when swearing allegiance to the Queen.


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